Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026

hamo

someone who pretends to have money and trys to fit in with rich people.

kero: kevin is such a hamo when he larped 5 figures
jm: i know he is such a loser

by randomlol123 February 23, 2025

Hammonton Middle School

A Mid ass school that employed the absolute fucking goat. Jason Massara.

Hammonton Middle school sucks ass but at least Mr Massara is there

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.

Look at that Hammond, what a horrible human

by Allen shone August 8, 2025

Haemodynamicophobia

fear of the idea of people speaking about blood.

"Look! Im upside down."
"Cool! All the bloods rushing to your head."
"AHEJDJEJSJSKEKEMKESIKW, I HAVE HAEMODYNAMICOPHOBIA"

by Wordman303 August 13, 2025

Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.

Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025

hamouduh

a guy that plays valorant, a guy that is into catgirls

I ran into a Hamouduh in swiftplay.

by gojover69 October 13, 2025