fruit on the bottom 

In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.

"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.

fruit on the bottom by Davezor January 22, 2004

fruit booter 

gay

i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport

fruit booter by yoyojello August 25, 2003

fruit cake 

Some one who acts like they are hopped up on drugs or something; someone who belongs in a hospital for the mentally insane. ei; Fruity, nutty, crazy.

People who fight online about fruit or any other ridiculas topics! People who sniff bicycle seats. You are a fruit cake!

fruit cake by Linda69 December 5, 2006

Fruit Punch Special 

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

Fruit Punch Special by me October 19, 2004

Fruit Card 

A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.

Zack: You're a fruit cup
Tyler: Did you say I'm a fruit card?
Zack: Umm, yeah

Fruit Card by Ginga-Ninja4272 June 21, 2008

Fruit on the Bottom 

When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.

Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.

Fruit on the Bottom by MikeL3338 August 7, 2007

Fruit Punch

The act of a gay man 'punching' his partner in the back of the throat with his penis.

"my throat sore today because gary fruit punched me so hard last night!" commented Lance

Fruit Punch by coldSKLT September 24, 2010