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flat earth conspiracy conspiracy

A belief that the flat earth conspiracy in inself is a conspiracy to discredit other conspiracy or conspiracy theorists in general.
Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat

Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
by kylek100 June 9, 2022
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FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
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invented by Internet phenom Kassem G.
When I want to sound fancy I say I'm drinking flat pellegrino
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