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Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.
Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!
by Malta Magic May 30, 2018
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Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
by unbornpotato August 7, 2019
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Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.
My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.
by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020
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Marc Falcon

Marc Falcon a kid that created the super-serum and armored flesh, he also banged ur mom
yo, Marc Falcon just mugged ur girlfriend
by Marc F-dog September 3, 2020
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Flic flac flake

Describes anyone who is sketchy and only partially or never follows through with their business. Or fake ass people pretending to be anything their not online in any form.
“Yo, most these mutha fukkas in Stockton, KS are flic flac flakes.”
by Sexy-Lexy October 13, 2020
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perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').
While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.
by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021
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Slade Falconridge

Slade Falconridge, 13-years-old, resides in New Zealand, and is of Croatian descent. The third of February 2009 saw the birth of Slade Falconridge. Slade first attended Kaurilands Primary School before graduating and was then enrolled into Glen Eden Intermediate School. Although the location of his high school is still unknown, it is assumed to be in south Auckland. Slade Falconridge gained notoriety for uploading posts on Instagram under the handle @johnny.theball, the posts consisted of a rainbow rubber ball with a black smiley face wearing a shit-eating grin hand-drawn on it by his co-star Cohen. The majority of the posts were of 'Johnny' in humorous positions. Some of the posts contained Johnny wearing a PS4 headset, Johnny in a beach chair, or Johnny at Piha beach. The account, however, broke down after Slade published an image of 'Johnny' on a beach chair without Cohen's consent. Cohen believed that the posting of the account should be decided jointly, but Slade believed that since he created the account, he could post whatever he pleased. This disagreement ultimately caused the account to fail. Slade has led a fascinating and compelling life overall, and it is undoubtedly one to be appreciated.
Wow is that Slade Falconridge over there?

Sure is, hes one of the coolest guys I know
by dogham October 3, 2022
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