mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

Crickital

Crickital - a merging of the words critical and cricket; it may refer to occasions, actions, situations, insults, discussions, essays or anything else could previously be considered critical but that is related to cricket.

"... but darling, you know its absolutely crickital that I am back in time to see the test match highlights ..."

".. I do not wish to be crickital, but Gatting really hasn't shown confidence at the crease so far this innings"

"Batting without suitable protective equipment could lead to a crickital injury to the groin"

by Shambly McGrass February 5, 2009

Crickety

A person who creaks like an old rocking chair. A person who's body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. Term of endearment.

Geez you are very Crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

I can't work out, I'm a bit Crickety.

I played golf today, I'm a bit Crickety.

by JGiler August 19, 2014

*crickets chirp*

Used to point out or emphasise silence. (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound. But you get it.)

The idea is that you can only hear crickets when there are no other sounds, such as conversation or laughter. Often used to denote the awkward pause after a bad joke.

Joe: What's the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Ted: *tiredly* I don't know, Joe. What is the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Joe: baDUM-ksh!

*crickets chirp*

Joe: ...Oh, come on. That was funny.

by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005

cue the crickets

1. A description of a quiet and sudden pause or lull in a conversation, following an inappropriate, embarrassing or really dumb comment, or comment on a subject no one cares about. Derived from a quiet setting ("cued" on a Hollywood or TV set), where the only sound is that of crickets in the background.

So did anyone catch that Paris Hilton post-jail interview?
(Cue the crickets)

by doubleyouj July 31, 2007

cricketry

The act of being a cricket. Doing cricket-like things.

When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.

by cdafox June 7, 2010

Cricketcore

A genre of music in where the vocalist impersonates a cricket being brutally tortured.

Crepitation is an awesome cricketcore band!

by AaronXAttack March 21, 2010