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Park Creep 

1. To slowly follow someone whom is leaving a restaurant or store to their cars, so you can have their spot in a full parking lot.

2. The creepy old man at the park who sits on the park bench and watches little kids play in the play ground.
Check out the box-car, he is totally park creeping the fat lady coming out of wal-mart.
Park Creep by Geaux Tiger 08 October 25, 2011
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trains-creep 

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012
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trains-creep 

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012

trains-creep 

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012

app creep 

App Creep refers to the uncontrolled additions or continuous growth of apps on an individuals smartphone(device). This phenomenon occurs when the App Store is utilized in a reckless manner and the acquirement of apps is not properly defined, documented, managed or controlled. It is generally considered a negative occurrence, and therefore should be avoided.
Amazed friend: "Dude you got like 5000 productivity apps on your smart phone!"

You: "Yeah, I have a serious case of app creep."
app creep by ITSS Chris August 29, 2012

Piece creep 

A person who creeps on penis. They creep on penis (piece) because they are attracted to penis, whether they are a woman or a man.

They desire the penis.
"Haha dude that slut is gagging for some dick, shes such a piece creep"

"That guy couldn't be more gay, what a piece creep"
Piece creep by RealGHomie October 30, 2012

Committee-creep 

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.
"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"
Committee-creep by starvingRD January 1, 2015