Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010

Cannons

Another word for boobs, tits, rack, breasts, etc...

She had huge cannons!

by Kaayin December 9, 2004

cannonballing

Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished

Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?

by brandon February 1, 2004

cannon

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.

Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.

by Molten Funk January 6, 2008

cannon

Old school term for a skilled pickpocket.

"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"

by VerbalGimp May 29, 2007

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 19, 2005