jan brady walk

When someone (usually a girl) walks while bobbing their head side-to-side making their hair move funny. See Jan Brady and in particular, the Brady Bunch movie.

Guy 1: Who's that chick? Why's she walking so funny?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got that Jan Brady walk going on. Weird.

by Gargy B March 26, 2008

Jan Brady

When a turtle neck is worn alone. With nothing over it. The way Jan Brady wore hers. If it is under a sweater or sweatshirt. Its is just a "Jan".

Oh no.. I have a hicky!! I guess I'll wear a Jan Brady today.

by Sassy frassy February 5, 2010

Beadle

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!

by Homer J Simpson January 4, 2005

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

bead rattler

Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.

Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!

by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006

Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 23, 2006