alberic

Alberic is a very smart guy, he is kind and loving and is good at sports.

Wow he calculated that! That’s definitely an Alberic.

by Happyschnappy November 4, 2018

Alberto

A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.

I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.

by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009

Alberte

Alberte is the sweetest, kindest, loving, smart, most beautiful girl you will ever meet she makes the funniest jokes and makes you laugh for hours she also has lots of romance in her life =)

Aaron: i really like alberte
Alberte: *blushes* i like you to

by Lizzith January 2, 2018

fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish

person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!

by shindigger1 January 26, 2009

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.

Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

Alberto

A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.

* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...

After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."

by Complex Being October 15, 2017