wattpad

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.

12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"

by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023

Whatta Whatta

Whatta Whatta is an expression of surprise or confusion or maybe even a touch of excitement. The term Whatta Whatta signifies the human experience of hitting it, especially after the biggest 'im him moment'.

Farrrr Mashallah Whatta Whatta Hit it bruu Hit it

by Mashallah Hit it November 8, 2023

wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024

wattpad

The land of horny mfs

Emily: I love reading smut on wattpad

by RensCD March 25, 2024

watta

A tribe of African dark skinned who do rituals, and the term can refer to an African American person

Chloe: Whoa how is your brick this huge? Jeremiah: Oh! I did the watta ritual!

by ciralmanalive April 10, 2024

Wattle

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.

2. A gross looking penis.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.

2. Damn. Jay has a tiny wattle.

by JaysWattle April 10, 2024