wattle

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.
2. A male cameltoe.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.
2. Damn. That guy needs to stop wearing such tight clothes! Didn't you see his wattle?

by Banghead November 9, 2003

Wattle

A bottle of water

Can you pass me my wattle, please?

by Manduquito October 7, 2020

wattle

1 the thing that hangs from a turkey neck. obiously. it says that in a previous definition!

2 a hangin-ass pussy.

"that bitch whipped out her hangin-ass vagina!"
"you mean 'wattle'?"
"no, fuck you."

by pe to the ter January 31, 2005

Wattle

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.

2. A gross looking penis.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.

2. Damn. Jay has a tiny wattle.

by JaysWattle April 10, 2024

Wattle Up

What cute, attractive, funny, smart, goofball angel ladies say to tall lanky mustached dinguses.

“Keep your wattle up, kid”

by TurdBurgerJohnson August 9, 2020

wattle downs

If you want to find a quiet, boring place full of old people. Forget a retirement home or a cruise ship. Wattle downs is one!. Old people driving 5kms, Soccer mums, Those middle ages white dads that you see at the zoo and rainbows end. Snotrag spoilt kids that scream. Then Wattle Downs is the place for you. This little paradise is often victim of horis from Rewa stealing cars and walking around with their pitbulls to compensate for their chodes.

Guy: Yo bro, ever been to wattle downs?

Guy 2: Yo eah g. Stole us a mean bike there aye. Hearty score.

Guy: Bro did u get those mushies from the roundabout on carnoustie?
Guy 2: Safe as cuz. munched on them before I went to Wiremu's house.

Wattle Downs

by xX Feminist Xx November 23, 2016

wattle chopper

Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.

Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.

by Mauritius Moorhen June 12, 2011