French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

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strong weekend

A weekend that offers physical, emotional, psychological or social upliftment.

We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.

by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018

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Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!

by redgulp5 September 15, 2018

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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019

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Blackout weekend

Party every night starting on Friday night going to Monday morning.

“Hey Brad let’s throw a blackout weekend”

by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020

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Valentines Weekend

If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.

Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?

Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.

by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021

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