Wangers

Similar to shit or bad

Oi this is wangers let’s dash

by SG15-S64, February 7, 2019

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

Wankese

In the video game Final Fantasy X, voice-overs from the character Tidus where he is talking to himself (the player) in a more wanky way than usual (which is still pretty wanky).

Originated in the recaps for Final Fantasy X on videogamerecaps.com

"Tightass is swimming, and once I get him onto the floor of the "stadium", he starts voiceovering again. "I...thought about a lot of things, like where I was, what I'd got myself into." This voiceover stuff shall now be dubbed "Wankese"." - Jeanne, Final Fantasy X Recap Part 1

by Goggle January 10, 2005

Wankress

A female wanker.
A girl that acts in a stupid, conceted or egotistical fashion.

I thought she was dope, turns out she was a complete wankress.

by CJAMMER May 28, 2010

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021