one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010

dropped a theresa

The sense of dread when you do a large dump that refuses to flush down the pan. Dump clings to toilet bowl. Sometimes blocks toilet. Usually at an awkward / important social moment.

sorry mate, I've dropped a theresa! its a stinker!

by Reduced to clear June 10, 2017

And Tango Makes Three

The title of a children’s book that tells the love-and-life story of two inseparable male penguins, Roy and Silo, that successfully hatched an egg to welcome chick Tango in their world—they took turns to nurture her by feeding her, cuddling her in their nest, and taking her for a swim with the other penguin families.

“And Tango Makes Three” was originally classified as nonfiction as it’s based on a true story, but it’s later reclassified as a picture book as the publisher felt that more children should have access to the title—the “adult” book was later challenged but retained, or banned, in a number of school libraries, in red states.

by Fasters August 23, 2022

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Tinder Threesome

The act in which an erect penis gets jerked off by two other erect penis's.

Have you ever had a tinder threesome? I hear it's flaming!

by HellthyJunkFood July 18, 2014

Brother Theresa

A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)

Slater: First, he offers me his locker, and now his seat. He's a real Brother Theresa.

by Kyle Rh. April 16, 2008

Equals Three

Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.

Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.

by JimboWales August 17, 2010