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Tasteness

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.
Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009
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taste check

noun / euphemism.

When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.
Jaxon: "Bro, what you just said was foul, I think you need a taste check ASAP!"
by Luc Samatas November 8, 2009
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Tasteberries

noun: The green and white droppings a young parakeet might leave upon your shoulder.

Background; Was discovered with extensive testing on subject (baby sister). Experiment involved allowing "subject" to eat "tasteberries" off of my (the scientist's) shoulder.
1) Hey dude, clean that tasteberry off your shoulder.

2) There are so many tasteberries in your birdcage, its probably time to clean it up.
by $hit Tornado of Ass Blowing September 14, 2011
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Tesception

Tesception is the common belief that inside a testicle, there is a whole universe.
guy: i believe in tesception...
girl: thats sick, why?
guy: it gives me some sort of weird security in my testicles.
by jarjar binks is the best!! September 22, 2012
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Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
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tasteless soup

I could sure go for some tasteless soup rn
by WooFoo May 27, 2018
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tastebudly challenged

Someone inept of good taste when considering tasty food. AKA an underdeveloped palette.
Freddy is tastebudly challenged, he didn’t like that delicious lemon meringue.
by Fionaona June 16, 2018
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