telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

telejerkoff

A person who is at home, reportedly teleworking, when in fact they’re actually smoking ganja, eating pizza, watching Netflix, and jerking off.

My supervisor is an inveterate and highly accomplished telejerkoff who thinks that multitasking is when you jerk off using both hands.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Not telling

not disclosing information for personal or private reasons.

"Hey, what is your middle name?"
"Not telling."

by TexaSmarty August 7, 2008

Homeless green teletuby

Another thing that you can call Dream to piss him off.

Y/N: " LOOK! THE HOMELESS GREEN TELETUBY!'
Dream: " STOP CALLING ME THAT. "

by LoveJoy<3 May 30, 2021

I don't know what to tell you

A phrase used to tell another person to politely say, "I have no interest in continuing this conversation or listening to you complain." In its hardly ever used long form, it would be used as, "I don't know what to tell you to get you to shut up." Extensively used when people present you with a problem, you offer advice to them on viable solutions, but they come up with excuses why they can't follow your advice.

Person A; "complain, complain, complain. My car broke and I can't get to work now. And boss says he'll fire me if I miss another day!"
Person B; "Take the bus."
Person A; "There's no bus route within a quarter mile, and my feet hurt so much."
Person B; "Take a cab."
Person A; "I can't afford a cab with these car repair bills!"
Person B; "I don't know what to tell you."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 31, 2010

Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

Teletubbies

1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s

2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s

see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears

1. Go watch the Teletubbies! but mom!

2. You get to watch Teletubbies! YAY!

by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009