tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 10, 2019

tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.

Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will

by billiewood October 1, 2023

Tactical

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.

Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer

by BrowneAction September 14, 2022

Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.

"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.

by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022