The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.
Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer
by BrowneAction September 14, 2022
Get the Tacticalmug. 1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
Get the Tactical Jerkmug. Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.
Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will
by billiewood October 1, 2023
Get the tactical chundermug. When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022
Get the High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxemug. a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
Get the external ejaculation tacticsmug. by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022
Get the Tactical Retreatmug. When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )
Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick
Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour
Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour
by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019
Get the Tacticalmug.