SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 September 30, 2010

twat wagon

a female that is in a wheelchair

katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon

by huddicuddi February 09, 2012

twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

by x7slim8x July 19, 2021

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 08, 2021

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 06, 2009