turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

sweeter teater

a boy usually found on the couch drinking day old mickey d sweet tea.

usually witty, cute, and jazzy

may be confused with alter ego: ryder.

a sweeter teater always pleases baby.

"how long have you been a sweeter teater?"
"since sweet tea was my favorite drink aka birth"

"baby's tired..."

by babyboo12 June 10, 2009

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

sweaterhead

street term for uncircumcised male genetalia

European men are generally sweaterheads.

by chiboy09 November 1, 2011