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muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.
I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.
by Baking4dummies August 24, 2014
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Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?
by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016
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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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Sturgeon Sundae

A Mixed Alcoholic Beverage

In a tumbler glass, mix the following ingredients in order:

1. Three ice cubes,
2. 3 oz your choice vodka,

3. 1 oz cream, and
4. Sturgeon caviar

Mix,

Enjoy!
by jeffrey5fingerz January 30, 2017
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California sundreaming

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.
Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.
by Rainydear August 29, 2017
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Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”
by Silver haze November 19, 2017
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