Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003

Stretch

An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.

What a stretch

by Roy Munson October 6, 2003

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"

by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009

stitch

stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.

Damn, your mom is a stitch.

by Tony July 17, 2006

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004