straws and GTFO

when your in starbucks but your broke af so you just steal the straws and GTFO

mum:okay young jim lets pick up the straws and GTFO

by d3rp December 3, 2015

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

Server Stress Testing

Testing your own network security through various methods such as DDoS.

Server Stress Testing is absolutely critical to understanding your network's security and where it needs improvement. Server Stress Testing takes your website offline so you can keep it online more in the future!

I used NovalyTech.com stresser to ddos my servers network. This is a method of server stress testing.

by NovalyTech.com January 21, 2015

facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.

My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.

by Micah A. May 31, 2014

Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS

There’s well enough stress out there, but people often add to that e.g. by leaving too late for an appointment and get stressed-out in traffic, or study too little too late for an exam.

I had a severe case of Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS this morning: drank too much last night, overslept, couldn’t find my keys, got on the road too late so got stuck in traffic and in the rush forgot my phone.

by zzimpi April 13, 2014

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Stephen Strasburg

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.

Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have

by Nolan Ryan Strasburg July 17, 2010