default status

A term used to describe if a picture is able to be set as a default picture on myspace.

Did you see the pic of him? It was so not default status

by mattattak4321 February 15, 2008

Status Hijack

The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.

Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"

*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*

Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*

by Adman47 December 13, 2009

Jesus Status

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009

Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 07, 2009

relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013

Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 08, 2011

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 14, 2010