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Fucknut's Stalker

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011
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stalker

by you know me but i don't know y December 16, 2011
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starkey

A surname, originating from Scottish clans. Someone with the last name is usually short. They can be a very firm person, and sometimes uptight. They always manage to make the best of a hard situation
The language arts teacher, Mrs. Starkey, is firm and harsh, but seems to do fun games
by itsyourlovelife May 3, 2016
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Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.
*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.
by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011
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StAlKeR

A girl who lost their best guy friend to another girl and now constantly calls and asks her "past best guy friend" questions all of the time about the other girl and him because she is so obsessive and has been replaced.
Now that SHE has been replaced by ME she is calling him all of the time and asking him if we have spooned and then doesn't even believe him, and comes and asks me....who does that?!?!
by SeXtRiSt November 30, 2003
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stakey

Yo, that's mad stakey, son
by SBURHMB May 7, 2008
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Duce Staley

A small dump; a small #2
My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.
by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003
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