Austin's sperm 

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

Austin's sperm by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Sperm Bank 

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.

The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.

Sperm Bank by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

stupid sperm 

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever

you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby

stupid sperm by djdido September 1, 2010

waste of sperm 

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

waste of sperm by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019

galactic spermer 

To jizz like a mad man. When a male ejaculates so well that it reaches the ceiling and does not stop.

"hey did you hear? I was jacking and i hit the ceiling! if we did not have a roof it would have fuckin hit a plane or something!"

"Duddde or like a galaxy. You must be a galactic spermer!!"

galactic spermer by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

Spermalizer 

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.

He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force

Spermalizer by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003

sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

sperm gut by vdog September 13, 2008