Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Alka Seltzer

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal

Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !

by Zarendargar November 8, 2021

Brad Seltzer

A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.

Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer

by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021

super smelter

it is a slur for people who smelt things frequently. do not call Childishfigg a super smelter please.

Offensive man: That guy is such a super smelter.

Figg: no.

Offensive man: oh.

by lushezz February 4, 2022

Melter skelter

When ur so blacked out on multiple substances and ur friends cant figure out the remade.

“The man or women is slumped over the railing in a backyard party with no real friends around” a rando walks up and asses the situation.. dam they melter skelterd!!

by Clarionism February 5, 2022

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022

Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.

Colton Shelton is such a pretty boy.

by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022