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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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cock sucking fairy

Often known as Adgh
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Dick Sucking Lips

Lips on a woman that look great for sucking dick. Particularly and/or usually referred to on black women.
Damn, Rafena has great dick sucking lips.
by shknerth December 9, 2016
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egg-sucking dog

This literally refers to a seriously ugly or mangy mongrel. Said to be descrbed this way because of its non-doglike penchant for eating the insides of eggs.

Metaphorically, it can be applied to a person (almost always male) who is out-and-out riff-raff: one of the inbred corps.
Ole Billy Bob was just an egg-sucking dog.
by Duckbutt July 31, 2006
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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.
Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.
by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018
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"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
by Mike Thompson July 24, 2008
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