Shlonkmaxxing

Shlonkmaxxing is an ancient Agarthan technique where one jelqs and sounds themselves, in an effort to increase their penis size

Brad: "Hey, you haven't left your house in weeks, you should come hang with us."

Ethan: "Shut up Brad! I'm literally shlonkmaxxing right now!"

by Neignt March 6, 2026

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shmonckle

Noun: One who is small and autistic

Verb: One of Scandinavian descent

Noun: "I'm sorry ma'am but your son is Shmonckle"

Verb: "I'm part Shmonckle"

by The Shminckler February 28, 2025

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Shjon • shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) • shlong • shlonk • shion • shmoney • Shlong bong • shlonginator • sheon • shlong dong

Shlonkole, or shlonkolin is a Slur used towards blue people. The language of blue people consists of words like "Ursh sholohnkey ush shlinkle urdaik conkolickding colcol urshlokol shlickitickle tikiticle ursh" and the term "Shlonkole" is used to make fun of this language. Calling someone a "Shlonkolin" is a slur word for individual Blue People.

"GET BACK TO WORK YOU DAMN SHLONKOLE MAN!!!!"

by Strxberrii May 11, 2025

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Sheon

"She don't"

That game is ass bro, sheon wanna play that shit.

by heelsavage May 25, 2025

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Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

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