semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that

*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK

by anonymous December 16, 2020

semen

the thing that cums out of me

look my semen!

Fuck off Zade stop eating it!

by chairs are cool August 20, 2023

semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018