shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

Scritching

scratching itching

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!

by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Scriptin

another word for saying your lying

Script also means that someone told you to read a script which is a lie.

Person #1 : Ay, yo i just got the new iphone Y.
Person #2 Boa getcho scriptin ass on.

by alfy443 December 6, 2018

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019