I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
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The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022
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Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
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