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Swallowed

Surfer tubed though unable to exit.
The wave swallowed him.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
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swallower

elesha is a swallower
he ponded my throat so hard he made me an swallower
by lil rice noodle June 30, 2022
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Swallowy

A pipe fitter that is normally a back up supervisor that comes in and takes care of biohazards in a war room meeting. Usually their turkey thermometer is about to pop
Get Todd in here he’s the best swallowy guy we’ve ever had
by Mean welder February 16, 2023
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swallowhard

The person giving some GREAT head (oral sex to a man). I mean like the best you have ever had.
Boy, she was a real swallowhard. I thought she was going to swallow my dick right off me. I can't wait to go out with her again.
by Maxbet January 5, 2023
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swallowtail

An avid French enjoyer; Someone that is fluent in French and shows it off
Jack studied French in university, and he's a big swallowtail because of that.
by ledono April 15, 2023
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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