Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

by VersaceSomebodyShotME February 5, 2009

Lazy Susan

The act of a woman spinning 360 degrees on a males penis while preforming intercourse.

My and my wife got bored so we tried the Lazy Susan.

by zskibum October 20, 2010

Swirling Susan

Where a guy takes a knife and cuts the inner anus out of a woman's ass. When it bleeds the man sucks the blood up and spits it in the girls face... Then the guy proceeds to take his dick and rub it in a swirling motion. Then after that the guy puches the bitch in the face to get more blood.. And To top it all off the man shits on the girls face and rubs it in with a Q-tip

What the fuck did i just say? Nerf drunkness

by ttylnuke March 3, 2005

Susanna

A lesbian.

Look at her with (insert lesbian stereotypes here), she must be Susanna!

by Carr-yMeHomeJamaica May 15, 2022

Susanna

She is a very annoying person but its always loyal she does smell like dump though

“Oh look it’s a Susanna eewwws she smells like dump”

by Fact teller trust me July 27, 2020

Susannah

A susannah is a girl who has sneaky hands. She finds time for sexual incounters at every opportunity, even with her busy schedule. Just call for a good time guaranteed.

Guy: I need some fun but I've got so much work
Guy: oh you need a susannah

Guy: Why is the desk moving in biology?
Girl: it must be susannah

by Therapy badgers November 13, 2016