Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009
This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
by haterofcrime January 19, 2011
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
by steam_boat_delight April 18, 2011
The act of Finishing (ejaculating) inside a womans rectum, then proceeding to have her push the semen as well as her feces out onto your chest
Man, that chick I brought back from the bar last night let me cum in her ass and then she gave me a Glazed Steaming Cleveland
by Ghettochedo September 27, 2019
by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014
When your so deep in the sesh, your literally steaming from the amount illicit substances, alcohol and womanising you’ve done
I drank and racked up so much with the sesh crew that I’m not only flying, but I’ve undoubtedly boarded the steam train
by Christophercain March 17, 2019