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Shamrock Shake 

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)
Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!
Shamrock Shake by Philly1221 September 20, 2006
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william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.
"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

Salad Shaker 

The action of licking the inside and outside of ones butthole.
Yeah, Rebeccas such a salad shaker.
Salad Shaker by coolnessmcgee February 27, 2018

harlem shake 

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song
bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!
harlem shake by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013

shake the snake 

Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!
shake the snake by Casino Man September 25, 2008

atomic shakeweight 

Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.
Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.

Fifty Shades of Cray 

The many many levels of crazy.
"I warn you..... go outside the day after Thanksgiving, and you will get caught up in at least Fifty Shades of Cray."
Fifty Shades of Cray by LolaBorealis December 11, 2012