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School

The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
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School

S-seven

C-crappy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
-Why do we need school?
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
-True True
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School

i need to go to school on Monday that is hell
by omfg can i get a username October 11, 2018
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school

Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
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School

Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.

For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.

There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History

8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
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School

Example of school:

"Oh no! its Monday!"
"Why, where are you going?"
"Hell."
by God bless your survival. October 23, 2018
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School

The thing that will fuck you up the ass for the rest of your life.
by marcothetaco May 21, 2015
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