President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

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presidential scandal

When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.

Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.

by iangoeth August 26, 2005

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prezadent

word used to describe a shit leader who is a complete fucking failure, it is important you emphasize the z or it just loses its purpose. i think we all know whos a prezadent up in here.

Hillary Clinton would be the best Prezadent their ever was

Student: o fuck hea com da new prezadent
president: id like to that you all for electing me your new school president you think im good dont you mam
Student: ya you da hotest prezident i eva saw

by Aaron Adkins March 14, 2008

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President

Someone who failed at life, and decided to fuck with the wrong mexicans.

“Look at the President, fuck him.”

by Nov3Crackhead November 21, 2019

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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

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President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 17, 2008

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