Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.

“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

Period sis pop off pooh

Some weird sentence that lowkey (highkey) slaps to say🤨

person: period sis pop off pooh
*relief*

by AndreaSheeessh May 30, 2021

poochie outie

See poochie-outie.

That girl's belly is so poochie outie it's hanging over her pants!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

Poohdisiac

Any digestible product that sends signals to your body that you need to take a pooh instantly upon consumption.

Examples of Poohdisiacs: Cigarretes, Copenhagen, or any tobacco products, coffee, mexican food (especially local taco stands), many consistent nights of hard drinking.

Pooh + Aphrodisiac = Poohdisiac

I wouldn't smoke a cigarrete after eating Pedro's mexican food, they are serious poohdisiacs and their ain't no clean bathroom in sight.

by Doug Perry October 18, 2006

pooh hook

a pooh hook is when you wipe your ass sweat with a finger and hook it in somewons mouth

yo i just pooh hooked that fucker

by jeremy bragdon June 2, 2007

Pooch

How an asshole writes the word dog

Look at that cute little pooch over there

by Reginaldhark August 26, 2017

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009