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dirty pirate whore mouth

A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.
"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."
by Facetious Lady October 20, 2008
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gook pirate

Are non-existent because Asians cant grow facial hair.
Billdo: "Dude i swear i saw a gook pirate today!!"

Steve: -head slap- "Everyone knows Asians cant grow facial hair!!"
by skinface73 March 28, 2010
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Ear Pirate

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking
"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."
by Sven (Justin) September 6, 2006
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Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.
Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!
by Geoff March 14, 2003
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Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"
"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"
by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005
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One Eyed Pirate

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.
A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys
by Bainemo August 16, 2004
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Pirate Surprise

During anal sex, the pitcher pulls out, spits on the catchers back. At which point the catcher will turn around allowing the pitcher to lob a stream of baby juice in the catchers eye. After recieving the eye candy, the catcher will cover up the affected eye with their hand. The crucial point for the pitcher is the timing of the last step: expertly landing a heel stomp to the toes of the catcher. The catcher will then be covering one eye and hopping on one leg.
Nobody ever said the life of a one eyed, one legged pirate is easy.
by Anonymity Finest September 4, 2005
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