ass paste 

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

ass paste by jim May 7, 2005

pastie bap 

a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".

gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi

pastie bap by Kunstable January 18, 2007

Pasting 

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.

Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.

Pasting by Embargo October 15, 2012

Pasta belly

The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta

Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"

Pasta belly by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010

pasty white pastrami 

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.

homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...

pasty white pastrami by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

greener pastures 

a better place to be

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."

greener pastures by *MICHI* April 1, 2003

Pastral 

Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.

Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies

verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.

"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".

Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"

Pastral by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010