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Ellen Page

A Canadian Actress, who is probably the most hottest, intelligent, funnest person you could meet.
Friend: Who's that hot, smart chick?
Me: IT'S FREAKING ELLEN PAGE!
by BeatlesColdplay January 9, 2011
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Paper Minnows

Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.
Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
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pagent queen

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.
There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.
by sthrngrc September 29, 2008
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paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.
erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 21, 2011
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paper

those little skinny things people used to write on before computers came along.
"I found some paper in my basement!"
"Shit really? I haven't seen one of those things in so long!"
by Kenny L.R. January 28, 2008
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Zombie Paper

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.
Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!
by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004
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