pacman

Verb: To "pacman" something is to completely fuck up an unfuck-up-able situation.

He totally pacmaned himself by making it rain on those strippers and then getting kicked out of the NFL for the year.

by B Hanna December 8, 2007

hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy May 9, 2006

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

to pacman

to continually do something wrong and stupid even after he has been told to stop. The thing the person is doing must be like going to strip clubs and stuff.

Pacman Jones likes to pacman with the NFL comissiner.

by Deja Vu2 July 18, 2007

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

Ms. Pacman

A vagina after vigorous sex, specifically the gaping hole left from the penis.

My vagina looks like Ms. Pacman!

by You name is already being used August 6, 2011

ms. PacMan

When one gargles, and chokes on a male testicul, then throws up on their chest

Dude she ms. PacMan me last night... And now I smell like puke!!!!!

by Crown King Arthur June 2, 2015