fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

Middle School

7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.

Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.

by Lucy October 4, 2004

Canonsburg Middle School

Also known as CMS. A place were 7th and 8th graders gather for 4 hours of torture everyday. The motto is "Expect the Best at CMS" In the warmer months it gets to be 100 degrees (no air conditioning, nicee) and in the winter it gets covered in 5 feet of snow, yet they still make there students walk through it to go. It has four stories, which students travel up nd down at least 20 times every day, so that by the end of the school year there legs are ripped from the exercise Students are seperated into "teams", which ends up creating fights about who's team is better and ends up creating conflict instead of bringing us together like the principals want us to. Though, the 8th graders end yup fighting at least 2 times a week anyway, so fights are typical and normal. The chicken nuggets at lunch bounce(literally) and putting stuff into the lockers is like trying to stuff and elephant into a shoe box. But, the band wins high honors and is ranked top in the state, the entire school is ranked on the list of top 25 middle schools in the state. And, Mr. Manion, the greatest teacher alive, teaches there. So some parts of it may be crappy, but it has it's up sides. And every student that attends definitly never forgets their experience there.

Kid 1: " HEY do you go to Canonsburg Middle School?"

Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"

by Chicken Nugget Bouncer June 14, 2011

middle school

A wicked gay place that makes no sense. For one thing a person will like the same music as a popular person and be called a poser, but when you don't like the same stuff as popular people, your called a geek/nerd/loser wtf is up with that? also it has these gay-ass teachers that wish they were our age again so they keep us after for 7 hours for breathing.

middle school sucks balls

by DizzyLizzy November 30, 2006

Middle School

It's the worst 3 years of your LIFE. Middle school is just a depressing, lonely, painful place. Your either one of the cool kids that have fake personality, one of the "losers" that are the kids that are still sane. It's pretty much hell. You come in a happy elementary graduate and leave either a depress hopeless 14 year old/or w/e age with low self-esteem, a poser, a idiot, or insane.Oh and it gets worse, all the girls are sluts and all the boys are perverts. And to top it off its when you reach puberty.It's HELL!!!!!!!

Bob: What wrong with Jim? he seems depress.

John: middle school.

by Steve guy person July 13, 2009

Stimson Middle School

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.

guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019

Carwise Middle School

Located in Palm Harbor FL. The worst middle school ever. Filled with bratty rich kids who think that they are THE ONLY THING that matters. Filled with guys who only care about pantsing each other and screwing innocent girls over. Filled with girls who wear too much eyeliner and need to dye their roots blonde to match the rest of their hair. :)

Woah! That kid is messed up!, he must go to carwise middle school!

by 12457438955 December 29, 2010