Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

by Shorps July 5, 2012

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm January 8, 2008

Falmouth Merry-Go-Round

This is a very violent sexual action preformed by a horse and a chick. This is when a woman preforms oral sex on the horses long slimey sexual organ (the cock penis whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!

Hey Luke D. werent u the first dude to give a horse a Falmouth Merry-Go-Round?

Why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest jizz i every could ask Santa for!!!!!!!

by twoguysonehorse12 June 25, 2009

battle Mercy

A Mercy (a healer in Overwatch) that, instead of healing, shoots with her relatively weak gun, undermining the support the actual DPSs receive.

Don't go battle Mercy, please! We need healing!

I'm going to play battle Mercy because somebody needs to take care of that Zenyatta.

by GProgs September 5, 2018

What's the word on the Merryl Streep?

oscar

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Merlyn

Catching a Merlyn is better than catching a Tala or even a Kristen. Merlyn is a hard one to catch but it is worth it. I guess.

Look!!! I found a Merlyn!!!

by Wacky One June 15, 2018

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012