mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.

Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?

by Ibreaststroke October 1, 2018

Mayonaise

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

Mayonizing

Mayonizing: The act of opening your eyes very big. Something white people do for emphasis or to express excitement.

She was totally mayonizing when she was talking about chinese chicken salad! She totally loves it!

by Indigo Bennett February 7, 2019

Mayonnaise Baby

A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .

Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.

If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby

by The champ! Yeah March 3, 2019

Mason Cox

Basic frat boy that goes to Carrboro High School. Plays lax, gets bitties, and is best friends with JP. Brother of Mackenzie Cox, the baddest girl that has ever gone to CHS.

Senior: Hey, Mason Cox, are you Mack Cox's brother?

Mason Cox: Yeah.

Senior: Damn! She got that FAT booty

Mason Cox: Aye dats fax! SMH my head. U better be cappin!

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

Mayonnaise Popsicle

The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.

"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."

by HandyAndy33 July 27, 2019

mayonnaise clown 🤡

A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.

The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.

Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face

Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.

by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019