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mach shubin

1.) (adv.) a derogatory term used to describe the pace of someone who is going so fast that their speed is considered malicious to those around them. see also: shubin, pons, pons mach shubin.
did you see that guy going mach shubin? jesus christ! he could have killed someone.
by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008
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macchew peanut

Macchew Peanut, also known as Matthew the peanut, Macchew Picchu, Macchew, Dr Macchew Peanut is a nickname for people named Matthew who are peanut brains. They are also very German.
Me: Hi Matthew
Matthew: It's Dr Macchew Peanut to you.
by jasm1neee November 17, 2019
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Mach Jesus

Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be
Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night
by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021
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Mach

v. To own completely, derived from the image of an F-18 Fighter Jet overtaking a Cessna. Never spelled with an "e" in the past tense, the e is replaced with an apostrophe.
*F-18 buzzes pedestrians at about 15 feet above the ground, teeth shatter*

Pilot: "MACH'D!!"
by Geoff T. February 21, 2008
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Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
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the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life
Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.
by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014
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macharia

Damn there go that macharia
by Mungay January 8, 2021
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