Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019

Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.

The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 24, 2005

masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word

man, im going to masterbasement to her picture

by wag 1 June 29, 2010

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008