marthijntje

a small penis or no penis

you see some one with a small penis and you say: hey he's got a marthijntje then you laugh and point at him

by henkiespenkie March 1, 2010

Martingale

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017

marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018

Martinotellose

A word used for other word replace and object with martinotellose and said in a baby accent

Ahh I love martinotellose

by ##%• April 9, 2019

Martin TN

A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).

Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”

Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?

Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.

Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!

by 5lappA55 May 3, 2019

Marching Band Uniform

What a marching band wears during public performances to look the same. Consists of bibbers, a jacket, a hat and a plume/feather. Hats are usually shakos, Aussies or helmets. Some groups will also use gauntlets on the lower arm, up to the wrist.

A really comfortable piece of clothing that anyone from a band geek to a band addict wants to wear out and about to showcase how much of a nerd they are. Also works as pajamas.

Wow! You look really sharp in your marching band uniform!

You need to put your marching band uniform on the competition/football game.

I am going to put on my marching band uniform and drive around with the windows down blasting Les Misérables.

by BigTubaBoi October 14, 2019