Merrick Is a sweet-carrying individual who loves his girlfriend and best friend John Paul he loves to drink Ailani's and Ghost energy drinks Jersey Mike's Subs and his parrot Polly. overall Merrick is kind and sweet and loving towards anyone but is also lazy, moody, gay, and a heavy gamer and never answers his phone.
by Smalldickjohn06 February 29, 2024
Get the Merrick mug.The matriculated manlet is a silly, little manlet boy who is senselessly enrolled at a college or university. Here the completely delusional and diminutively dwarfed Oompa Loompa wastes his time (when not working shifts at the chocolate factory) by furiously staring at all the tall and happy couples who walk around the campus like the bitter and envious peewee manlet that he is, crying all alone in the girl's bathroom after being asked by campus security if he was there for Take Your Daughter to Work Day and if he had lost his daddy and by being stuffed into backpacks, lockers, trashcans, lunchboxes, drawers, toilets, empty cigarette packs, pencil cases and used condoms like the inherently effeminate and minusculely malformed midget manlet bully magnet that he was always destined to be. When not being examined microscopically while standing on a petri dish by horrified microbiology students, the matriculated manlet is free to indulge in his true passions of girlishly practicing his bumbling cheerdance routine in an effort to become the captain of the local manlet football cheer squad and undergoing a brutal hazing ritual in order to join the only fraternity that would accept him, the Sigma Beta Manlet, by engaging in a fight to the death against fourteen other oiled up, bikini-clad midgets in an electrified bird cage.
Emma: Hey, why is that matriculated manlet tearfully ranting about women while sitting in his BMW in the parking lot over there? I could barely understand his manletspeak. Why all of the manlet rage? Isabella: He approached me, introduced himself as the supreme gentleman and brusquely told me to get in his car so that I can delight in his fabulousness and magnificence. I simply looked down at him and laughingly called him a petite and utterly insignificant little manlet fairy and then he just ran away crying to his Manletmobile. Emma: Manlets, when will they learn?
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merrick is that boy that everyone knows and loves. he’s charming, charismatic, good hearted and intelligent. he is a talented musician with a beautiful voice that brings everyone together. merrick’s the kind of friend who will always be there for you and give you the perfect advice. he’s passionate in everything he does and cares more about the people in his life than himself.
by yellowsheep December 19, 2024
Get the Merrick mug.A person who dabbles in the use of methamphetamine in excess of what would be considered recreational.
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Get the Methican mug.A ridiculously hot and adorable man who doesn’t even have to try to be attractive—he just is. If you have a Merrick, no you don’t—he’s mine. Known for making people laugh so hard their face hurts and having that kind of presence that makes everything feel better just by being there.
Also, fun fact: "Merrick" is believed to come from the Irish name McMerrick, which means “good hair.” So yeah, he’s got that too.
Also, fun fact: "Merrick" is believed to come from the Irish name McMerrick, which means “good hair.” So yeah, he’s got that too.
“Ugh, I can’t stop smiling. You must’ve been hanging out with a Merrick.”
"omg my panties are so wet?! is merrick nearby?"
"omg my panties are so wet?! is merrick nearby?"
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noun: a person who imitates or impersonates the sounds or actions of a caveman.
verb: to imitate or impersonate the sounds or actions of a caveman.
adjective: caveman-like
verb: to imitate or impersonate the sounds or actions of a caveman.
adjective: caveman-like
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