Merricking

To face fuck a girl to the point you didnt even treat her like a human.

a. dude i merricked your sister last night

b. dude i merricking your mom now

by therollingmexicanjumpingbeing July 3, 2010

Merricking

Driving a 2wd vehicle in a location where 4wd is a wise choice

I can't believe he is out Merricking in this snowstorm!

by Woffdog October 1, 2017

Merrilling

To try and impart knowledge about something when you really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, even though it may sound like you do.

When asked a question about how to solve a trigonometry problem.

Guy 1: In order to solve for the angle of the hypotenuse you must first take the square of line tangent and perpendicular to the inverse acute right angle.

Guy 2: What? Are you merrilling that shit?

Example 2:

Guy1 - Dandy-Walker Malformation is a congenital extension of the cerebellar tonsil vermis through the foramen magnum

Guy2 - Dude, I'm looking at Pathoma right now and it says that's an Arnold-Chiari Malformation Type II. Quit Merrilling that shit!

by Mr. BS^2 May 26, 2013

merrising

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.

Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.

by cammel jockey November 20, 2011

derricking

When someone just gets up and walks away, without saying anything or even a goodbye. Happens usually in the middle of a conversation.

We were having lunch and all of a sudden Garrett just walked away. "Dude, Garrett is totally derricking"

by TheGeekAmy July 30, 2012

Derricking

When you explain your own joke even after people laugh or when no one laughs.

Thanks for derricking the joke, however we all laughed at it . You got to understand, derricking your jokes make them less funny.

by BigBrando November 25, 2020

Merrick+Gavin

The best couple in the whole world between a hot emo and a dumb blonde

Merrick+Gavin are so cute together

I know right

by Big dick Derrick December 3, 2023